Peter and His Purple Brain Pill

We were sitting at lunch today having pizza and my son heard a conversation at the table behind us.  The mother was telling her son about the return of Christ.  My son looked at me and told me that he did understand all of what she was talking about.  So, I attempted, in a simple way, to tell him about the basics of the revelation.  I told him that I could not wait to be called to heaven and float on whipped cream clouds and eat ice cream sundaes all day long.  He looked at me as serious as he could and said "they don't have dairy products in heaven."  Ya know, you can't make this stuff up...Love that kid.